No matter who the companion is, Bill’s sex moves consist of:
- Bill sees a hole.
- Bill shoves it in.
- THE END.
Foreplay is for cowards and those not in touch with their HUMANITY.
The only scene that doesn’t follow this formula is the deflowering of Sookie, where he spent like two minutes petting her before shoving it in and gnawing at her neck. What a guy, what a fella, what a master of the sexual arts.
Watching Bill’s sex scenes is like a real life version of mashing two Barbies together to mimic sex.
It’s just plain RUDE.
Bill likes to base his sex life off of @wtffanfiction
Jessica told him the “WTF” stands for “Way To Fuck!”
#It’s a sad day when Alcide is better at something than you
Nothing more to add.
